“Parents In Chains” plays the Whitley Theater with an all-star cast
Tickets are going fast for the upcoming shows, Sept. 30 and Oct 1! Tickets and more information at: https://www.parentsinchainsla.com
No time like the present for The Present!
CLICK ON THE “READ MORE” BUTTON FOR LINKS TO ACCESS THE PRESENT, WHICH, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ENLIGHTENMENT, IS WHAT WE ALL NEED TO DO.
Trailer for “The Present”
After six years of blood, sweat and tears, this movie is premiering in the United Kingdom on May 24th and in the US on June 18th.
Cartoon in The New Yorker
Cartoon in The New Yorker collaborating with the genius of Asher Perlman. Another bucket list item crossed off. Now I can focus on pumping iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
“Parents In Chains” reading
I was very fortunate to have this wonderful cast read my new play at the Moving Arts Theater: (l to r) Andy Daley, James Urbaniak, Joshua Malina, Janet Varney, Rhea Seehorn, Katie Roberts and Kevin Delin. I’m currently in talks to put some kind of production together for the spring/summer. Stay tuned!
SPEED BUMP tickets on sale now!
Since Covid, the amazing performer John Lehr and I have been doing this comic play in backyards around Los Angeles (back when we couldn’t go indoors). Now, thanks to the amazing LA Dance Project, we’re going inside for the first time for a limited run in April! Buy your tickets now!
TIME ENOUGH for time enough…
Please give a listen to my latest on Audible! https://www.audible.com/pd/Time-Enough-Audiobook/B0BLPCGTY1?qid=1669675816&sr=1-3&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_3&pf_rd_p=83218cca-c308-412f-bfcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=8ACDKS12K5YNP269TAJJ
THE PRESENT becomes a movie!
This shoot unbelievably has happened! I can’t wait to see it!
Audible Original “The Present” by Jay Martel Now Available To Order
I am so excited my Audible Original “The Present” is out there! It’s a very personal story for me involving time travel, siblings grossing each other out, aliens, adults embarrassing themselves, a squirrel, and a tear in the fabric of reality — in other words, everything you need in a comedy! Order now only at @audible! adbl.co/thepresent
AGC Studios Unwrap ‘The Present’
I’m very happy to announce that I’m partnering with AGC to make a movie based on a story that’s very close to my heart. Click on the link below to read more…
Alternatino with Arturo Castro
When I returned last year from nine months in South America with my family, one thing was clear: I needed a job. Cue “Alternatino,” a Comedy Central project that had already piloted and been greenlit for ten episodes. In some ways, it was a dream situation: I stepped into a show that was already defined, already (by virtue of the amazing pilot) successful. I worked with the star/creator Arturo Castro and the director Nick Jasenovec to hire some of my favorite (available) writers and we were off and running.
Key & Peele: Obama Luther Farewell Address
After Trump’s election, I felt that Obama (or, in this case, Luther) needed to have the last word. I directed from a script written by Jordan and myself.
Channel Blue
Alien TV executives are planning a disastrous finale for their “Big Brother”-style show, in which we’re the stars. In just three weeks, their show will go out with a bang. The trouble is, so will Earth.
“Skip the blurbs and start reading this very funny book.”
— Michael Moore
Teachers: School Sweet School
One of the episodes I wrote for Teachers, co-written with Ian Roberts.
Mr. Spinnoli on Teachers
I adore playing Mr. Spinnoli on Teachers — so beleaguered and so broken (see Kevin in the Unscripted presentation for another specimen of this genus).
Key & Peele: Obama Shutdown
Most of the writing I did on Key & Peele was rewriting, but there are a handful of sketches that I worked on from inception to air. Here’s one of them.
Key & Peele: Racist Bartender on “Apologies” Sketch
White bar patrons try to make their feelings about racism as clear as possible. This was the genesis of my typecasting as a racist bartender. (My part’s at the very end, but the sketch, by Rebecca Drysdale, is well worth sitting through.)
Red Nose Day: Storytime with Tracy Morgan & Scary Guys
Working on Red Nose Day is always an adventure — you never know when you might be directing Steve Buscemi on a merry-go-round next to the East River.
The Moth: Head of Clay
I went onstage and told my story about reluctantly inheriting a 40-pound statue of my teenaged self. Unfortunately, I still have it.
The Awful Truth: Gun Crazy and Sibling Rivalry
For a season, I was a correspondent on “The Awful Truth.” I can’t believe the things we were able to get away with in pre-9/11 America. (That’s Rob Huebel inside the gun suit.)
Unscripted Presentation
I directed this presentation in one weekend. It features the brilliant Heather Anne Campbell, a flame-throwing performance by Ian Roberts, and a hilarious turn by Eddie Pepitone. I’m less funny as a beleaguered editor.
Terrorists
This small, no-budget film was inspired by post-9/11 craziness and features great performances from Ian Roberts, Jessica St. Clair, Jason Mantzoukas, Zach Woods, Rob Riggle, and many more. It went on to win a Special Jury Prize at the Ft. Lauderdale Film Festival and the Audience Award at Cinequest.
Halfway Home
Yes, that’s Oscar-winning Octavia Spencer. In retrospect, I’m sorry I convinced her to put snails on her face.
TV Nation: The Oppressed White Male
I’ve worked with Michael Moore on many projects — why single out this small, unassuming piece? I guess because having the inspiration to turn a bunch of interview footage nobody knew what to do with into a nature mockumentary was one of those exciting moments that makes being a writer worthwhile. And I enjoyed channeling my inner “Masterpiece Theater” host for the voice-over. Also, the piece is even more relevant now than it was two decades ago.
Strangers with Candy: Captain Stack
When writing and producing became more reliable sources of income than acting, most of my parts came from the shows I was writing/producing on.
Fahrenheit 911: The Coalition of the Willing
I was brought in to work on “Fahrenheit 911” with editor Kurt Engfer while Michael Moore was shooting elsewhere. The movie changed substantially after my tenure, but this is one small piece that survived intact (as did Kurt’s scratch VO).
Don’t Just Sit There
Here’s a small sampling of the roles I played on the Nickelodeon show “Don’t Just Sit There” from 1989-91. I began as an actor in bars, performing sketch comedy for people more interested in drinking and eating. This partly explains a style that could be charitably described as “attention-getting” and less charitably as “scenery chewing.” It only took two decades to tone this down (an ongoing process).
Warning: Parental Advisory
For years I was trying to write a comedy that explored the true motivations behind political power (see the play “Death in a Landslide” in Writing for Pages for another example). This is the VH1 version of that: The story of how the PMRC tried to censor music in the mid-80’s. Starring Griffin Dunne as Frank Zappa, Dee Snider as himself, and Jason Priestly as a lobbyist (for more on Jason, see the cover story I wrote on Beverly Hills 90210 in Writing for Pages).
Cartoon in Blake Shelton’s Christmas Special
This gleefully subversive cartoon was cut from the special after its first showing, but was included in the script that won all the show’s writers WGA Awards. Blake and Larry the Cable Guy go deer hunting and accidentally shoot Rudolph.
Escape from “It’s a Wonderful Life”
My idea was to recut the holiday classic as a kind of Truman Show, in which George Bailey is trying to get out of doing the movie again. The Upright Citizens Brigade (their first TV gig) was hired to help me write it and do the voices. (I’m George.)
Death in a Landslide
This play, which ran for a few weeks Off-Off Broadway in 1996, deals with efforts to get Death elected to the presidency. Though well reviewed, it was probably ahead of its time and would do better now (or maybe would feel too close to reality).