The Lord God pondered this and, soon after, gave the man a smartphone and said, “You may take pictures of the wild animals and birds with this. Notice how the camera feature is almost instinctive. Which is, obviously, how I would make a camera feature.”
If a game lasts more than twelve innings, sabres will be supplied to twenty fans from each side. The team with the most surviving members after the ensuing melee wins. All feet must be cleared from the batter’s box before the next game.
I’m sorry to report that this was a busy week, and that there are numerous fines to report. Cleo, daughter, screaming / door-slamming, $7,875.
These two college programs consistently rise to the top of every major statistical category, including early-onset Alzheimer’s, so expect a real donnybrook.
Weazin’ buff nugs and chillin’ with MTV’s Pauly Shore, the star of ‘Encino Man’
Mauled in malls by rabid fans, the stars of “Beverly Hills 90210” deal with their teen minutes of fame
Alec Baldwin’s little brother generates his own heat in “Backdraft”
